I can has hooks?

Thursday May 1st, 2008 @ 11:50 AM

Filed under: LOLTATZ, Suspension

I’d like to think I’m a fairly worldly guy, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned in my adventures about the French, it’s that the only thing that well hung Frenchmen love more than smoking cigarettes is being ridden by pussy. This is XD suspending with the help of Nico in France.

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Uh oh…

Wednesday April 30th, 2008 @ 9:31 AM

Filed under: BMEGirls, LOLTATZ, Risks, Tattoos

“Let all red roses bloom signify that your around”…

    By Adam at Electric Haven in Tempe, AZ.

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“The world needs to see this”

Wednesday April 30th, 2008 @ 8:21 AM

Filed under: LOLTATZ, Video

I promise I won’t post any more YouTube stuff today, but this was linked from the entry below and I thought it was kind of funny…

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Oh, Myspace…

Monday April 14th, 2008 @ 7:55 PM

Filed under: LOLTATZ

This is what happens when you’re at home getting high, and you let your stoned buddy hand tattoo you with a needle and ink… you get your MySpace name permanently tattooed on you…

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Measure of a Man

Friday April 11th, 2008 @ 5:35 PM

Filed under: LOLTATZ, Tattoos

Hobosteve wanted to know if he measured up… As it turns out, for better or worse, he’s about three inches short of the end of his ruler (in guy-speak, that means he’s 10″)…

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Is that ASTM spec?

Monday April 7th, 2008 @ 12:47 PM

Filed under: LOLTATZ

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OH NOES

Thursday March 27th, 2008 @ 8:37 AM

Filed under: LOLTATZ

iam:alouicious

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At first kids love this tattoo… and then…

Friday March 21st, 2008 @ 8:40 AM

Filed under: LOLTATZ, Tattoos

So I was talking to the artist who did the “Beavis/Lisa/Butthead sandwhich” tattoo, and he was telling me he loves doing these sorts of tattoos, and had another piece that he spent two years trying to find someone willing to get it (as a point of trivia, I think it’s on a firefighter). Anyway, I give you this orgy of carnage and perversion, featuring among other things, Santa Claus being banged by an elf and the Grinch… Credit goes to Stephen Hummel from Ink Addiction Tattoos located in Daggett, Michigan.

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Bart pimping Lisa

Thursday March 13th, 2008 @ 8:49 PM

Filed under: LOLTATZ, Tattoos

Have I mentioned that the entry below this one contains some very intelligent discussion of tattoo removal and tattoo cover-up options?

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Yoshi The Cat’s Ear Tattoo

Friday February 22nd, 2008 @ 11:38 AM

Filed under: Kids and Animals, LOLTATZ

In truth, this was done by a vet for ID purposes, but Yoshi is very proud of it and thinks it makes him look tough. All the other cats are scared of him now because he told them he got it in the pound, and they think he’s probably on catnip again.

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Phallic Amputated Finger Tattoo

Wednesday February 20th, 2008 @ 8:12 AM

Filed under: Funny, Hands, LOLTATZ, Tattoos

Best finger tattoo ever?

Worst?

Joeltron sends in these shots of the purple-headed warrior finger, done by Saso Trajkovski on Mitch at Wicked Ink in Penrith, Australia.

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Speaking of bad tattoos…

Thursday February 14th, 2008 @ 10:41 AM

Filed under: LOLTATZ

Man, I hate to say it, but Cere is improving (previously), and his latest tattoo actually has some real charm to it.

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A Ship That Can Really Boogie

Tuesday February 12th, 2008 @ 12:18 PM

Filed under: LOLTATZ

One of the questions that’s been occupying my mind lately, is if you have about 175,000 sentences made up of about 2.3 million words total (ie. the titles and descriptions for all the pictures in the main tattoo gallery on BME), how do you quickly generate a list of the most popular phrases between 1 and 6 words long? As a programmer, these are the types of problems I greatly enjoy because on one hand it seems like a difficult thing to do because there’s so much data, but on the other hand, it almost always has a fast and elegant solution… I need this function to do automatic keywording, so for example, once a subject becomes popular enough in the tattoo galleries, it automatically gets its own gallery.

It’s actually really very easy to do this type of analysis… In my case I use a quick parsing function (written in assembly so it’s very efficient) to create a giant array of every phrase in every entry (about ten million entries), which is then sorted with a shell sort function, also written in assembly. At that point it’s a simple matter of counting the repeats to get the answer to the question — the whole process takes seconds. Incidentally, in the tattoo gallery right now there are about 2,000 useful keywords, and about 12,000 that aren’t useful — drove myself bonkers sorting them manually, but luckily it only has to be done once. Later today I think I’ll post some themed entries here from that data.

The other question that’s been occupying my mind lately, as I read the ModBlog comment forums, is why y’all gotta by such haters? For that purpose, I offer up this sacrificial lamb.

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Celebrating Caturday

Saturday January 26th, 2008 @ 4:51 PM

Filed under: LOLTATZ

Trivia: Cats are very suspicious of new tattoos.

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By Lila, Enlightened Art, Oakville.

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