The Wang Game..

By RooRaaah Crumbs • Jun 9th, 2008 • Category: ModBlog

WARNING: - This game is not suitable for minors and may contain nuts!!

So, the idea of this “game” is to work out what it is the wang’s being poked through! Don’t bother hovering your mouse over the thumbnails, it won’t help you!


Also, I have no idea where one would go to buy a set like this (it’s not for me, honest) or what you’re supposed to poke through the holes, but I’d be interested to know.

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80 Responses »

  1. Ok, ok, it was just an excuse to post a load of willies.

    Have fun kids adults!

  2. its from spencer gifts

  3. thats so funny

  4. I’m guessing.. penises!

    The orly bird just bit me on the head -.-

  5. How much would I, erm, I mean they have to spend at Spencer Gifts?

  6. Tweak - The wang’s being poked through penises?

  7. the book is called “penis pokey” and it can be bought at spencers and urband outfiters

  8. stay out of librarys, that is my advice

  9. That was hilarious. I wish I had that much fun with my wee wee.

  10. Ohhhh they sell those at Spencers, you’re SUPPOSED to poke your wang through them…. one of those silly novelty gifts :D

  11. i love how dismayed the fireman looks that his hose is really a cock. heehee

  12. they sell books like that in the uk… they’re called Penis Pokey…. and very funny.

    ahem, so i’ve heard.

  13. Neat. I had my pa for over 6 years. It does suck having 2 pee holes sometimes though.

  14. Oh lord that’s fantastic!! I especially like the alien one.

  15. HAHAHAHA
    My husband has that same book!
    Yup, it’s for poking penises (Penii?) through.

  16. actually i saw that book yesterday at urban outfitters

    i think its made specifically for dicks

  17. It’s called Penis Pokey. My wife bought it for me a few years ago. heh.

  18. Do posts with links not go through or am I being stupid?
    anyway
    yeah its a book called “penis pokey” in the uk - I wanted to get it for a friend for Xmas but their GF wouldn’t let me haha.

  19. crazy like a fox - Me too, that made me chuckle.

  20. is that a kids book??

  21. Yes I was going to say, boyfriend and I just saw this at urban outfitters in tempe. very tempting. ahah.

  22. Evan - Erm, no :)

    It’s game for adults, I’ve since learnt - click! If it were a kids book you’d certainly not see it here.

  23. hahah i love this set. the smiley-face CBR just makes it epic.

  24. oh man, lolled so hard at the sea creature and monkey/banana ones.

  25. Adding to that - Not knowing exactly what it was before I put this up, I was sure it wasn’t anything to do with kids. It’s just colourful, adults like colours too.

  26. Wow, this looks like it would be good fun at a party after we’ve all had a few. (I usually need a few to find a penis amusing, though a pierced one is more amusing that a non pierced one.)

  27. haha, this is awesome

  28. banana-dick is the best :D

  29. i’m a little disappointed that the penis is flaccid in all the pictures. I feel that some of the photos may have been improved with a hard-on.

  30. OH MY GOD THAT’S AMAZING

  31. LMAO

    That was fun THANKS!

  32. Oh and I found where YOU can buy the Book!!!!

    http://www.penispokey.com/

  33. gebbeth, I agree. I think wood could add to the over all look of a few of them.

  34. that’s the funnies thing ever…

    :]

  35. THE FIREMAN’S FACE IS SO PRICELESS

  36. wtf there is a fucking “put your dick through here Book!?!?!”

  37. Penis Pokey! My favorite!

  38. I bought this in Italy, where it’s called ‘Dai, Fallo!’ or ‘Come on, penis!’ It was near the children’s section, but I think that was an employee just trying to be clever.

  39. Haha.

    I saw this book at Urban Outfitters.

  40. haha. This is excellent.
    I think the smiley face adds to the fun.

  41. Awww man when’s there gonna be a put your vag through here book? Feelin’ a bit left out here…

  42. is it sad that when i see this all i thought was that i wanted the smiley CBR? lol

    bme has desensitized me form everything, i dont go OMG PENIS. i go OMG SMILEY CBR :p

  43. I saw a book like that at Urban Outfitters.

  44. I think having an erection would make it quite difficult to insert and remove the wang from the holes, you know, with the swelling and all, and if it was erect it would tend to point upwards, which would block the cute pictures.

    Flaccid is the name of the game here.

  45. I love it! I worked at spencers gifts and that book was extremely popular. As soon as we’d put em on the shelf they’d be gone. Not to mention all the laughs we got from male employees who’d stick their wangs through trying to shock the girl employees haha.

  46. OH MY GOD. I bought this book as a birthday present for my friend last year, but I never thought I’d get to see it in use!

    This post is awesome.

  47. word roo on the flaccid

  48. This is the Penis pokey book, you can find it at urban outfitters.

  49. I was thinking it was meant for puppets or something.

    But penis’s are good too.

  50. Best one: the blue alien thing with orange and yellow antennae…nice!!! Good times.

  51. Omg this is hilarious, and the smiley face CBR makes it that much better… who exactly does this penis belong to?

  52. is it just me or should he have a larger gauge for his Prince Albert????

  53. I forgot to mention earlier. I seen a bunch of people post about how much they like the cbr. We sold those at spencers for a long time. Not quite sure if they still sell them or not but itd be worth looking into.

  54. haha that was cute

  55. poor sad looking fireman! :-(

  56. where’s the one with the lollypop? thats what i want to know. or how about the elephant? or the photographer with the tripod?

    hmmm still a lot of fun though. i think i’d join the cowboy for a ride along with my sista from anotha mista.

  57. LOL

  58. i think the only pictures that would’ve done better with an erect penis would be the banana-penis and cowboy ones.

  59. Hahahahha, that made my morning! I can’t see it’s designed for anything other than willies, thou…

  60. i forsee a shit load of glory hole shots just around the corner.

  61. This was funny as hell and GREAT to wake up to and start my day with! I want that book - even though I don’t have a penis to poke through the holes. I wonder if my cat would volunteer his…..?

  62. Actually, take a minute and go read the reader reviews on Amazon.com - some of them are actually funny as hell in and of themselves.

    http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000W91V52/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_prev_1?%5Fencoding=UTF8&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

    PS sorry but I’m ‘tech challenged’ and am not sure how to post a clickable link here - but you can copy and paste.

  63. The bananna penis is revolting!!

  64. There’s a gay bar in New Orleans called Good Friends that has that book behind the bar. They encourage their customers to take pictures with it.

  65. haha the fireman was funny !

  66. God, that’s amazing!

  67. LOL brilliant
    the fireman one is the best

  68. Hahahah, oh god! This is the BEST thing I have seen all week. Well, it’s only the 2nd day of the week, but it’s the best thing I have seen in a while.

  69. Someone posted a book of creative glory holes? Man, America just never stops changing.

  70. If only all glory holes were this inventive.

  71. lol i got it right…finally:)

    i am thoroughly proud of myself.

  72. #10 My exact thought process ^_^

  73. aww that fireman looks so upset to be holding a giant wang for a hose

  74. P.S. you can be damn sure what my bf is getting for his bday next month ^_~

  75. That was awesome. I would also like to know what is supposed to be poked in the holes.

  76. Lenore, the book it’s taken from is called “Penis Pokey”… you work it out! :D

    I love that one review on amazon said simply, “Don’t buy this Used…” heehee

  77. its a book called penis pokey and your meant to stick your dick through it as I’m sure you’ve guessed lol, and the only place I’ve ever seen it is urban outfitters

  78. [...] that I’m making a game out of this like I did with the Penis Pokey entry, but only one of the following digit (whether it be hand or foot) amputations were [...]

  79. they sell that book at urban outfitters. haha

  80. It’s from Spencers Gifts, haha me and the employee’s were playing with one in Sherman, TX.

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