Measure of a Man
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Friday April 11th, 2008 @ 5:35 PM
Filed under: LOLTATZ, Tattoos
Hobosteve wanted to know if he measured up… As it turns out, for better or worse, he’s about three inches short of the end of his ruler (in guy-speak, that means he’s 10″)…
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35 Responses to “Measure of a Man”
That is pretty ridiculous..ly awesome.
MeShell on April 11th, 2008 at 6:27 pmLOL, shoulda planned that one out a little better. I would have atleast made it say 10 inches where it hangs to. I know a woman that has a ruler tattoo on her forearm for just that purpose lol. It don’t pay to brag around her unless you got something to brag about.
dugg on April 11th, 2008 at 6:30 pmwouldn’t being 3 inches short of his ruler mean he is 5 inches.
Shaun on April 11th, 2008 at 6:59 pmShaun, Shannon is referring to a man’s habit of over-exaggerating when it comes to the size of their member.
So, for a guy…5″ is really….10″…well, that what’s you tell people.
Kenevin on April 11th, 2008 at 7:03 pmI cant get over the look on his face haha
& Kenevin you soo right. Iv only met one guy in my entire life whos penis was the size he said it was.
Briggitte on April 11th, 2008 at 7:22 pmBriggitte, I know one too. :D
V on April 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pmYou know, I must be the exception to the rule.. (ha ha.) because most every guy who has alluded to the size of his business has been spot on. And all but maybe two have been gargantuan. Having said that, I’d like to state as a girl that dating a guy with a 9-10 inch winkie really sucks… let’s just say I’ll never, ever be able to have a fourchette piercing. Good thing I didn’t end up falling in love with the guy, or it would have been a sexless relationship.
Yay for small-to-medium winkies!
Kelli on April 11th, 2008 at 8:29 pmIs that in centimeters or does he just have really big legs? (equipment aside)
Xenobiologista on April 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pmjust so you know the tattoo is almost half scale. Its just under 5 inches long.
hobosteve on April 11th, 2008 at 9:41 pmI got it as a joke and to make fun of the fact that most guys lie about how big they are and think that it makes them more of a man.
Haha Steve! Thats too funny.
ladeebug_riot on April 11th, 2008 at 10:50 pmThe underwear is funky hahaa! I love this post hahaa
Veronika/ IAM: E-Vomit on April 11th, 2008 at 11:08 pmthe tattoo is almost half-scale. its about 4 and 3/4 inches long.
hobosteve on April 11th, 2008 at 11:47 pmi got it one cause i think its hilarious but also to make fun of the fact that most guys lie about how big they are. does it really make you more of a man or really matter?
He stole my Tattoo idea!
Tom on April 12th, 2008 at 12:58 amExcept i was going to use an actual ruler.
Shouldn’t this be tattooed on his belly? ;-)
redredred on April 12th, 2008 at 3:11 amOh My God :o Haha
Melissa on April 12th, 2008 at 4:48 amHey, next time you should measure from your asshole - it gives you an extra couple inches :D lol
jezebel on April 12th, 2008 at 10:18 amHow come he’s tattoing his right leg but it’s the left that has the tattoo? :o
karatemuffin on April 12th, 2008 at 12:35 pmYay for the ‘tache!
TheLexPest on April 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pmkaratemuffin, it’s a self photo in the mirror if the lense flare and cropped hand tip me off properly
melsgam on April 12th, 2008 at 1:58 pmyes, it was taken in the mirror.
hobosteve on April 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pmUh, yes, sorry it does matter somewhat.
Sara on April 13th, 2008 at 9:00 pmI am not going to have amazing penetration sex with a 3 inch cock.
O.o
Does it mean you can’t be amazing in other areas? No, but I love my penetration.
I still really don’t understand the maths behind this:
“he’s about three inches short of the end of his ruler (in guy-speak, that means he’s 10″)…”
b/c the thing ends at 8… :S
Stacey on April 14th, 2008 at 2:08 amim going to marry this boy, i swear to god!
andrea on April 14th, 2008 at 3:31 amLOL, silly Steeeeve <3
Wait, if he’s 3″ short of his ruler, which is half scale, he’s actually 2.5″???
kt on April 14th, 2008 at 12:16 pm2 things about this…1. shouldn’t the tattoo be ABOVE your penis? If you erect penis is hanging down, you need to go to the doctor. And 2. You got it as a joke? On YOURSELF? Anybody who gets a tattoo like this will not be showing it off to too many people. At least not women.
jkfan87 on April 14th, 2008 at 2:31 pmAm I the only one that noticed that the tattoo artist in the first pic is working on the guy’s right thigh, but the closeup pic shows the tat on his left thigh? What’s up with that?
Tom on April 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pmYes Tom, you’re the only one who noticed that.
durf on April 14th, 2008 at 8:28 pmGuess what Tom, it’s the SAME LEG!
Pen Di'Panda on April 15th, 2008 at 3:32 amYeah, he should have thought that one through just a “little” (LOL) bit more. Us ladies are laughing at him right now!
Cheryl on April 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pmMan, that’s awesome. You’re a fuckin’ champion hobosteve! It must take great sense of humour to wear something like that. Thumbs up.
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Elizabeth on April 17th, 2008 at 7:52 amhey ,well done i thought it a great idea , so i also had it done .I must say it really hurt when he had to tatoo the last 2 inches on my knee cap.
jacques on April 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pmhe should have thought that one through just a “little” (LOL) bit more. Us ladies are laughing at him right now!
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