Jimmy James pulls a car with his taint

By Shannon • Sep 10th, 2007 • Category: ModBlog

File this in either the “Fakir is rolling over in his grave” or the “Some people will do anything for attention” or the “Physical comedy is much funnier in the 21st century” categories. And don’t ask me what the wet spot on the pavement is — I don’t know and I don’t want to know. Allen writes,

We are here at the Southwest Suscon hosted by Ascension. Emrys (iam:TylerDurden) and Jason (iam:jason) from ROP did the piercings — two six gauge hooks. Jimmy James (watch for his IAM page in a couple days) only pulled the car a few feet because he was tearing pretty bad. The hooks were migrating into each other… but he’s fine… he was seen riding a bike about twenty minutes later.

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90 Responses »

  1. Sneezy on September 10th, 2007 at 12:27 am:

    holy poop that just taint right

  2. kelalakine on September 10th, 2007 at 12:28 am:

    I have no words to describe my emotions as I look at these pictures.

  3. PandaP on September 10th, 2007 at 12:28 am:

    WOAH!

  4. xJoshmeshuggahx on September 10th, 2007 at 12:35 am:

    hahhaha i want to do that >=]
    looks so good.

  5. Frester on September 10th, 2007 at 12:36 am:

    That’s one way to tow your car.

  6. hamburgertuesday on September 10th, 2007 at 12:42 am:

    i just shrank a little. on the inside.

  7. Kmerathaetra on September 10th, 2007 at 12:48 am:

    That rocks. And takes rocks.

  8. Manda on September 10th, 2007 at 12:49 am:

    The wet stop on the pavement is a product to clean the blood up. You can see in one of the pictures a person spraying down the blood.

  9. jOELTROn on September 10th, 2007 at 12:52 am:

    Hot damn! Thats some impressive shit.

    I love the large procedural photo, thats the best angle ever.

    Mad props even moving the car even an inch, I’m impressed that he even took the hooks.

    Keep up the good work. :)

  10. Ri on September 10th, 2007 at 12:55 am:

    Hey gingerballs!

  11. DamianDior on September 10th, 2007 at 1:21 am:

    ~Alright… I never thuoght I’d this again: But that gotta Hurt.

  12. Kevin Martin on September 10th, 2007 at 1:21 am:

    Very impressive feat!

  13. SnaiLuv on September 10th, 2007 at 1:24 am:

    those socks are awesome.

  14. swirly king of kings on September 10th, 2007 at 1:28 am:

    well…..erm…well.

  15. BlueStar on September 10th, 2007 at 1:29 am:

    Wow! That’s impressive.

  16. Andrew on September 10th, 2007 at 1:34 am:

    hahaha words can’t describe how cool that is!

    Bad ass socks too

  17. Janessa on September 10th, 2007 at 1:49 am:

    My jaw is still on the floor. Dayyyyyyyyyyum.

  18. DJ Velveteen on September 10th, 2007 at 1:51 am:

    I’m never, ever fucking with that guy.

  19. Snap Dragon on September 10th, 2007 at 2:04 am:

    You guys are nutz… LMAO.. love it!!!

  20. nature223 on September 10th, 2007 at 2:10 am:

    bet he regretted that later….whoo fah

  21. stormy on September 10th, 2007 at 2:15 am:

    hmmm…..

  22. nature223 on September 10th, 2007 at 2:18 am:

    LOL I just looked again and it looks like he’s giving birth…ouch

  23. ruinsofdecay on September 10th, 2007 at 2:19 am:

    haha this is great

  24. Liz on September 10th, 2007 at 2:30 am:

    so aside from the pain, i’m not sure i could be naked in front of all those clothed people…

    balls to the wall man

  25. Courtney on September 10th, 2007 at 2:30 am:

    hahha omg. amazing.

  26. _Stigmata_ on September 10th, 2007 at 2:39 am:

    hahaha that was something i had to be involved in once i heard him mention wanting to do. mad props go out to him.

  27. Vance on September 10th, 2007 at 2:43 am:

    I honestly don’t know which part is more odd, the fact that he did this and looks happy throughout the whole experience or the fact that I didn’t freak out about this. Seemed almost normal to me, thanks alot bme haha :P

  28. Viking In LaFleche on September 10th, 2007 at 2:50 am:

    Holy fucking hurt like hell!!!!!

  29. January on September 10th, 2007 at 2:51 am:

    ha, im soooo glad we left before seeing that…ouch…i think my boys would have ran as soon as they heard anyway. lol. again, ouch.

  30. Dagon on September 10th, 2007 at 3:00 am:

    Yeah, that’s pretty crazy. o_o Taint skin of steel.

  31. starspring on September 10th, 2007 at 3:10 am:

    reason # 851 I will never suspend at a public event. Not because the blood or the hooks or even the public attendance but jeez, why does everyone and their mother bring a fucking camera? Is no one happy anymore without a souvenir?

    Still, I like the socks. Taint what you do its the way that you do it!

  32. Kalinkina on September 10th, 2007 at 3:15 am:

    Ouch. Good job. That really is impressive.

  33. Scott on September 10th, 2007 at 3:19 am:

    Imagine he farted when the piercer was putting in the hooks!? HAHA

  34. dana on September 10th, 2007 at 3:48 am:

    ha..haha..

  35. Anna on September 10th, 2007 at 3:58 am:

    I love his socks. (AND OW…)

  36. tashuh on September 10th, 2007 at 4:03 am:

    Should have gone with an aveo or something instead of the hhr.. probably would have gotten farther, lol.

  37. Paul on September 10th, 2007 at 4:23 am:

    Those socks,and boots look as though he’s ready for a game of Soccer - did he have to rush off to a game afterwards? :0

  38. Marshall on September 10th, 2007 at 4:36 am:

    This is awesome. He looks like he’s in a state of pure joy the whole time.

  39. jannah on September 10th, 2007 at 4:40 am:

    MOTHER TRUCKER!!!!

  40. AddyE on September 10th, 2007 at 4:54 am:

    Thats pretty dang hardcore.

  41. TheWomanMonster on September 10th, 2007 at 4:57 am:

    Well that’s the first time I’ve seen anything like that!

  42. Lizz on September 10th, 2007 at 5:25 am:

    Emrys is the man. :]

  43. BestestFiend on September 10th, 2007 at 5:34 am:

    wow, that’s impressive

  44. mung on September 10th, 2007 at 5:44 am:

    #31, hell yes we want a souvenir of the event. lovin the expressions of the faces of the crowd, particularly the men. go the ‘rang balls!!!!!

  45. Odd on September 10th, 2007 at 5:51 am:

    “…he was seen riding a bike twenty minutes later…”

    He’s nuts!! :P After that pull!!??? x-P

  46. IWood on September 10th, 2007 at 5:54 am:

    Yeah, it’s the bike that makes it hard core, see.

  47. bucket of bunnies on September 10th, 2007 at 5:56 am:

    aww! :] this made me smile.
    he looks incredibly happy/euphoric. this is great!
    props on everything, especially riding a bike afterwards

  48. julies. on September 10th, 2007 at 7:00 am:

    Interesting…to say the least, ha ha.

  49. Jessica on September 10th, 2007 at 7:14 am:

    Fakir’s dead?

  50. Giles Wallwork on September 10th, 2007 at 7:46 am:

    Jessica - No.

    Bob Flannegan on the other hand would probably love this.

    Shannon did you ever interview him ?

  51. Clare on September 10th, 2007 at 8:45 am:

    Dagnam I love ginger men! Much respect, loving your work!

  52. Kelli on September 10th, 2007 at 9:27 am:

    Sweet jesus.

  53. tosltosl2 on September 10th, 2007 at 9:33 am:

    wow! this is so incredible!
    cool!

  54. Jaffa on September 10th, 2007 at 9:53 am:

    Holy crap, he may be hot but he’s crazy to pull with that part hahaha.

  55. Jason on September 10th, 2007 at 10:10 am:

    I’m not sure I could move a car with my hands, let alone hooked to my nuts.

  56. vince on September 10th, 2007 at 11:00 am:

    sick shit….why?

  57. Dan M. on September 10th, 2007 at 11:49 am:

    wow, that’s amazing.

    Aside from the factor of being able to stand the pain without passing out, etc, i find it amazing that his flesh was strong enough to pull it even if only a few feet.

    the human body is an amazing thing

  58. JustJen on September 10th, 2007 at 12:10 pm:

    I love his socks! They give the photos that extra special touch! :)

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  60. wake on September 10th, 2007 at 1:30 pm:

    holy suspensionhooks batman !!! Only looking at it hurts my balls

  61. Ebony on September 10th, 2007 at 1:36 pm:

    ….. fuck

  62. Tadah on September 10th, 2007 at 2:26 pm:

    I was just eating meatballs when I saw this. Haha.

  63. *Stitch* on September 10th, 2007 at 5:24 pm:

    i got to be the one in the car waiting to pull the brake so he wouldn’t get run over. haha. i think i had the best view!

  64. Swims_in_the_Ether on September 10th, 2007 at 6:10 pm:

    those socks are fucking awesome.

  65. Indebted on September 10th, 2007 at 7:16 pm:

    Fantastic pics and great humour!

  66. Em on September 10th, 2007 at 8:54 pm:

    :-0

    Ow.

    :-0

  67. Cailyn on September 11th, 2007 at 12:50 am:

    Don’t mess with gingers…

    Seriously though. Holy crap. That makes me wish I had balls just to try something like that.

  68. 2econd_draft on September 11th, 2007 at 12:55 am:

    I think I have a new favorite superhero.

  69. haha on September 11th, 2007 at 1:39 am:

    i wana see a taint suspension now!

  70. jason on September 11th, 2007 at 2:37 am:

    Also, I’m from ihung, not exactly ROP… Damn you Allen and Emrys!

  71. Max Brand on September 11th, 2007 at 4:09 am:

    hey!….i see Stitch in the blue shirt on the left side of the main pic!!….

    damn that girl gets around!….haha

  72. MUTE-ONE on September 11th, 2007 at 4:27 am:

    Ok, Jason is the liasion in between ROP and ihung.

  73. HereKittyKitty on September 11th, 2007 at 6:05 am:

    A taint of iron not to mention red hair and long sockies =)

  74. possessed on September 11th, 2007 at 1:24 pm:

    Holy shit. Ouch. I just… ouch. I have a high pain threshold but that makes me terrified!

  75. RedBackFur on September 11th, 2007 at 3:09 pm:

    Damn, with muscle strength there like that? He could flex those buns and rip my dick off.

  76. Adam on September 11th, 2007 at 5:18 pm:

    It’s insane this guy’s taint:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

  77. ammosally on September 11th, 2007 at 8:05 pm:

    2 favs… the socks and how the carpet matches the drapes… sweeeeet.

  78. adam on September 12th, 2007 at 4:14 am:

    he should see if chevy would be interested in throwing him some sponsorship dollars!

  79. mutiny64 on September 13th, 2007 at 8:12 am:

    #1 hahahahahahaa

  80. Ron Garza on September 14th, 2007 at 12:44 am:

    am i the only one wondering if thats a piss stain on the concrete?

  81. TOB on September 14th, 2007 at 5:43 am:

    Looks like he was really tearing ass… That was so terrible…

  82. rori on September 15th, 2007 at 11:45 am:

    hahahaha what a sick sick man
    boys are shameless
    look at him all spread eagle
    hahaha

  83. serialxkillerxcomplex on September 16th, 2007 at 9:49 am:

    Props.

  84. ELY M. on September 17th, 2007 at 7:15 am:

    What is jimmy’s iam page?

  85. ELY M. on September 17th, 2007 at 7:24 am:

    to 80#
    I think it is urine on concrete.

  86. bob on September 22nd, 2007 at 4:00 am:

    Crap!Danny Bonaducci has really lost it!

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  88. Etoile on September 29th, 2007 at 6:52 pm:

    I love how happy he looks. And yeah, Fakir might be rolling in his grave if he was dead, but he isn’t!

  89. Laurel on October 5th, 2007 at 5:57 am:

    My room mate and I just completely lost it while laughing so hard at these pictures. great stuff, haha

  90. voxchord7 on November 26th, 2007 at 3:08 pm:

    erm, fakir’s not dead, i don’t think. so therefore, there’s no grave for him to spin in.

    i rather think he would find this hilarious.

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