What is "BME MANCORE"?
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Thursday November 30th, 2006 @ 8:25 PM
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From their official forum:
You don’t need anesthetic, you need MANesthetic. Suck it up, complete the list. Be a man. Lets face it, it is a competition. How it works: ten man points for each of the following, and more than 90 points makes you an official man.
- large gauge non-lobe piercing
- Red Wings
- Your lifestyle must result in at least one animal death per day
- Interest in at least one of the following: fish hooking, gas masks, blood play, tromboning, tampon removal with teeth.
- Genital Piercings
- Face, hand or neck tattoos
- Strong dislike of emos
- Enjoys Vaginal suffication
- Has had a piercing with a gun
- HAS ONLY EVER SHED A SINGLE TEAR (man tear)
- Displaying the man core forum button
- surgical mods
- Surgical mods you did yourself
Bonuses and curses:
- Vegitarian, Vegan: -20 Main Points
- Play piercing gluttony (30+ per session): Chadam award
- So drunk you got lost on the way home: Toast award
God I love microcults. Black toe forever. Mancore forever. Actually, I only scored a ninety, so I’m apparently just barely a man so maybe I should be offended. Death to Mancore! Anyway, the left photo (assuming I didn’t get the two mixed up) is on littlejohn and the other is on evilpixie by Metalurgey in Dundee, Scotland.
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78 Responses to “What is "BME MANCORE"?”
Guess what? I’m totally MANCORE - and I’m genetically and biologically female! (My score was more than 90)
I always knew something was up.
Del on November 30th, 2006 at 8:46 pmBoo I only got a 70
Toolie on November 30th, 2006 at 8:50 pm40 points… i’m too feminine :D
derkaiser on November 30th, 2006 at 8:55 pmFunny how diet can totally hose your score. Is it more manly if you’re a vegetarian who can beat down most of the carnivores you know?
moddoctor on November 30th, 2006 at 8:57 pm:’( 30…but I am kinda emo…but I also got the toast award…I guess I am very low on the mancore rating scale…
~bLiss~ on November 30th, 2006 at 8:57 pm“HAS ONLY EVER SHED A SINGLE TEAR (man tear) ”
Hahaha thats awesome
loversandswings on November 30th, 2006 at 9:03 pmReminds me of something you might find on Maddox.
Do you lose additional points for being able to spell ‘vegetarian’?
Zander on November 30th, 2006 at 9:13 pmRed Wings… oh man.
syntxless on November 30th, 2006 at 9:29 pmI had 20 points, but lost them being a vegetarian. Guess it makes sense having no points cause I’m a girl.
lilish on November 30th, 2006 at 9:32 pm#6 Yeah! lol
Kyl3 on November 30th, 2006 at 9:33 pmi dont have enough points…….i really wanted to be a part of the boysclub.
im so dissapointed.
Toser on November 30th, 2006 at 9:40 pmreal men eat meat. raarr.
5am on November 30th, 2006 at 9:51 pmheh… i sw this the other day… mancore AND black toe… love my life
jareb on November 30th, 2006 at 9:53 pmHuh… never realized trombones were so manly.
And honestly- once we get into the whole “mine’s bigger” thing with mods, it can’t end well.
If it’s a joke… well, it’s not a very good one.
Overall Grade: D. Not a fan of this microcult.
Anselm on November 30th, 2006 at 9:55 pmEh pulling off only 50 without taking the Mancore banner. I guess some of the other mentioned fetish play could be considered points, just not a constant hobby of mine. Im okay with 50 because, well I have a penis so Im pretty sure my manly side is still there.
Mikhail on November 30th, 2006 at 10:01 pm-10 points. :/
Tommy on November 30th, 2006 at 10:11 pm110 points. Cool. I allways suspected I was a man. A dirty old man, that is.
Veal on November 30th, 2006 at 10:26 pmi kind of think this is stupid & sad :(
mia more on November 30th, 2006 at 10:40 pmi don’t get why just because you don’t eat meat, that makes you less of a man. it’s one of the dumbest things i’ve ever heard. true story.
UFOT on November 30th, 2006 at 10:43 pm100 mancore points.
Skimask on November 30th, 2006 at 10:46 pm17: lighten up
namesofthedead on November 30th, 2006 at 10:57 pm35 but im more genderqueer than i am a man or a woman
sae on November 30th, 2006 at 11:12 pmAw man. 30 points. I disappoint my penis. :|
areku on November 30th, 2006 at 11:17 pmAnslem- I think “tromboning” refers to a rusty trombone, not the instrument.
lilish on November 30th, 2006 at 11:21 pmnamesofthedead - Since I assume you’re not talking to Veal, I should mention that the numbers of posts will change because about 80% of posters are pre-approved, but some are moderated, so occasionally the numbering changes. ;)
Shannon Larratt on November 30th, 2006 at 11:33 pmlilish- Thanks for the clarification, not a term I’ve ever heard. BMEncyclopedia, here I come!
I was wondering what the random refference to brass instruments was doing there:P
Anselm on November 30th, 2006 at 11:38 pmTromboning
Shannon Larratt on November 30th, 2006 at 11:41 pmanslem: overall, this truly a great fun joke… i mean c’mon… at what point can we stop being so serious all the time? this reminds me very much of the man show that was on comedy central for a while… fun and light-hearted
jareb on November 30th, 2006 at 11:47 pmits just a joke. nothing more, nothing less, i highly suggest you ALL come visit the page, wether you like it or not, everyone is welcome, as long as they try. post pics of manly acts for bonus points!
LittleJohn on December 1st, 2006 at 12:03 amShannon- Thanks, couldn’t find it on BMEncyclopedia OR wikipedia. Then again, I’m at work so I wasn’t going to dig too deeply.
Jareb- fair enough. I fairly recently finished 5 years of college, and am a bit sick of that sort of posturing. How’s this: not my kind of joke. Better?:)
Anselm on December 1st, 2006 at 12:04 ami am saddened that my pic never made it to modblog:(
asparagus on December 1st, 2006 at 12:10 ami have “mancore” on the sole of my foot:D
iam cammy also has it on the inside of his fingers.
hmm lets see, i got 70. Wow im more of a ‘man’ than i thought i was :)
Wilburt on December 1st, 2006 at 12:12 amhow many points do you get for being so drunk you lost your way home? or is it just a award?
Funniest shite ever.
Randy on December 1st, 2006 at 12:13 am60 + Toast award. Maybe 70 depending. I feel the list could be longer though. Especially around here. Something to do with drinking far far too much alcohol…more genital mods…brown wings…undertaken suspension by a single hook through the bollocks…stuff like that.
AshPlant on December 1st, 2006 at 12:34 am“Interest in at least one of the following: fish hooking, gas masks, blood play, tromboning, tampon removal with teeth.
is it 10 points per each? …because i think i may make the 90 pts. that way. haha.
Ennui Zero on December 1st, 2006 at 2:23 amanslem: definitely not for everyone, but thats the beauty of this world… not everything is for everyone, it is for those that want it :)
jareb on December 1st, 2006 at 3:22 amWOW
lame.
jessica on December 1st, 2006 at 3:47 am60 points…. for the time being :D
Ninha on December 1st, 2006 at 3:56 amI’ve won the toast award too many times…
akf612 on December 1st, 2006 at 4:15 amShouldn’t one of them be: Must own and know how to use tools?
ChopperMark on December 1st, 2006 at 4:29 ami’m barely man enough… but i think i should get extra points for eating meat under any circumstances…
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perk900 on December 1st, 2006 at 4:50 amAccording to this, there is no way I come close to being a man.
And just a note, when I saw tromboning, I got all excited saying, “Oh! I play trombone!” And then I read the definition of what it was. That is all….
My_Own_Nightmare on December 1st, 2006 at 6:48 amI guess this proves that I am not meant to be a man, or I’d be a very feminine man. 40 points for the win!
HaloMiles on December 1st, 2006 at 7:23 amThis is the dumbest and most shovinistic* survey I have ever seen.
Aleck on December 1st, 2006 at 7:33 am70 im a women hot damn!!1
killswitch kd on December 1st, 2006 at 7:48 amI got 40 and I’m female; however, I do kill at least one animal a day at work. wahahaha!!! (I work at a rat lab.)
Liz on December 1st, 2006 at 8:19 am130 plus Chadam and Toast awards.
My dinner moos when I cut it.
*n
penski on December 1st, 2006 at 8:25 amSo shovinistic lol.
I knew tromboning would be some sort of sexual act, rather than a musical one, but I wasn’t aware of the specifics. Thank you, urbandictionary, for this gem:
“Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.”
paleblue on December 1st, 2006 at 12:42 pm“Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.�
Bwa ha ha. Possibly lost on our American cousins.
I am glad not to be part of a club that would have ME as a member.
Giles Wallwork on December 1st, 2006 at 3:54 pmthats amusing :-P I embarrassed to admit how high I got - I like my feminineness :P
wish_I_were_a_dragon... on December 1st, 2006 at 4:01 pm-20
cuntcumber on December 1st, 2006 at 4:12 pmzero + like a million toast awards… but im only 16, so i dont see it as too much of a falure
ross on December 1st, 2006 at 5:48 pmoh poo,i only got 50 of them there points:(
Sade on December 1st, 2006 at 6:14 pmbut i guess i wouldn’t get too many point seeing as i’m a girl
people shouldnt take it so seriously, they said its only a joke :)
Wilburt on December 1st, 2006 at 7:13 pmNew award also, bonus for bagpiping;
Wilburt on December 1st, 2006 at 7:23 pmArmpit fucking - Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.
HAHA! cant belive our fourm got on modblog!! sweet!! our fourm is pointless, and yes we are sad little assholes who compete…i hope you like are forum…and if you dont…well fuck you coz u know being a REAL man counts!!
cammy on December 1st, 2006 at 8:51 pmholy shit, i just noticed this is in dundee:D im like only 100 miles from there :D
ross on December 1st, 2006 at 10:02 pmfor being a girl, i got a really high score. wierdness. most of those though came from the playpiercing session. i do ALOT of them usually 50+ needles.
Raevyn on December 1st, 2006 at 10:02 pmwait. it’s not 30 points per session. ha. oh well. i’m still apparently quite manly. still wierdness.
Raevyn on December 1st, 2006 at 10:03 pm50 points and I’m a heterosexual female.
outmywindow on December 1st, 2006 at 11:24 pmwhy people take this things soo~ serious? :D
Ninha on December 1st, 2006 at 11:44 pmTromboning *ought* to be playing the trombone… Any classical/jazz musician will ell you that good girl trombonists are as rare as hens’ teeth, so playing the instrument *is* actually totally a man thing!
Jay on December 2nd, 2006 at 1:19 amwow. this is fucking stupid
Fight To Survive on December 2nd, 2006 at 7:22 amREAL MAN DON’T HURT ANIMALS. every smart people knows that.
that’s hilarious! i want my own cult. i did, however, score a 500 on this one.
strange_little_girl on December 2nd, 2006 at 8:07 amFight To Survive - real men don’t eat garnish. ;)
*n
penski on December 2nd, 2006 at 8:24 am…..or quiche
Veal on December 2nd, 2006 at 9:59 amvegetarian is another name for lousy hunter
namesofthedead on December 2nd, 2006 at 11:41 amFUCK! i totally get get the toasted bonus , i lost the way home almoast twice a week hahahahhaha………. o and the last time i check i still a man……….. yes still so !
P L U R :heart
CarrY on December 2nd, 2006 at 2:56 pmim so mancore i have my own award bicthes
chadam on December 2nd, 2006 at 9:02 pmevery smart people knows that eh #63?
kawaface on December 3rd, 2006 at 3:23 pm60+ toast award…I would have been at 40 but I gave up being vegetarian and started eating only fish…dead animals still gross me out though
J on December 3rd, 2006 at 4:12 pmWhat Chadam said. -bows-
Inspired by the many nights I’ve gotten lost on the half-hour straight-line walk home from the pub in Liverpool, and more embarrassingly, a couple of times on the 5-minute straight-line walk through a field to get home here.
toast on December 5th, 2006 at 12:39 amHahaha… removing tampon with teeth… I havent dont that one personally… but that is pretty hardcore! ^^
L1ZZARD on December 6th, 2006 at 8:07 amhey…the black toes are still alive..don’t you cast us into the abyss just yet…
Code Zero on December 11th, 2006 at 2:18 amI gots the hand tattoos, the hate for emo, the vagina suffocation, and the piercing with a gun. only 40 points. Ihad my labret pierced with a post with a disk back. and the disk back heeled inside my lip one night and had to push it back through and insert new longer jewelry. Any points for that? please?!
Josh on January 29th, 2007 at 2:26 ami got the toast award. that’s it.
iam.hiendkle on July 6th, 2007 at 6:54 amHmm…. 130, eh? =D
monokrome on May 19th, 2008 at 2:44 pmI want to be fucked by a mancore haha
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